The time has come, yet again, for our kind-of annual, extremely scary & spooky Halloween stream.
This year it was a bit different, because we even went as far as to rent a suite from a nice hotel for our party.
Besides this, we only streamed for less than an hour.
Because we wanted to get wasted. But as promised, there was a strict focus on photography itself, before and from the times we were wasted.
Let’s start with a short introduction to the venue, Sokos Hotel Vaakuna, in Helsinki. We had ordered up the Vaakuna Suite, the fanciest room available at the location, for our little party.
I had ordered some servings from the hotel’s restaurant, such as small Halloween-themed sweets—but what I did not expect was the level of decoration that was set up in the suite, unbeknownst to us.
Most of the stuff was already here, Leila only added some slight touches (such as the DRINK UP WITCHES banderole). What an absolutely wonderful surprise!
Although this meant that we hauled a lot of decorations to the party in vain. Oh well, at least there’s the Halloween Stream 2023!
As the evening started, guests started coming in. There was a latex pumpkin (Elina), a latex satanist (Jonja), a catwoman (Jenni), a cyber goth thingy (Leila) as well as a nun (The Nun).
Unfortunately for Elina the pumpkin, I had mistakenly taken the wrong suit with me.
I was supposed to take a front-zippered suit, but I failed at this very simple task, and brought on a back-zippered suit instead.
Elina was being choked for the entirety of the night, and even if one might enjoy it recrationally in small doses, a choke lasting for an entire evening is not very pleasant.
To make things up for her, I’ll give you a link to her OnlyFans page. There’s not that much latex content, but content nonetheless!
Then Leila appeared to the show, with her catsuit on inside-out and a tear at the upper chest area. Oh no!
At least her cyber goth thing outfit was great. And those eyes are, spooky af, as the young people might say nowadays.
But to be honest, I have no idea how young people talk nowadays, and I’m probably v cringe for trying to imitate such passés.
I am, in the end, getting older and older by every second.
The stream was now over, and it was time to pämppää, as we say in a very sofisticated manner in Finnish.
I’ve no idea how to say that in the current young people’s lingo, and if I were to guess, it would probably be a bunch of emojis arranged in a very specific way, which I would butcher by putting them in a wrong order that would slander a group of people.
For this reason I don’t much do emojis. Their homonymous way of interpreting is way too much for me, an old person who prefers ASCII art.
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Then Leila found a toy gun ordered from Amazon. The gun played a very peculiar-sounding clip of music, lasting around 10 seconds.
The song was extremely catchy and silly, and if I’m not mistaken, was sang in some dialect of Hindi. It kind of sounded like Ievan Polkka, a traditional Finnish song turned into a meme, but it had more… spice in it.
It is very difficult to describe over text. We were unable to track the original song via Shazam or Google Assistant, unfortunately.
Of course, Leila turned the toilet into a rave, with her strange toy gun.
Suddenly a nun and a devil appeared. At this point we knew that we’d had too much, because things like that don’t really happen in the real world.
We had descended to a some level of what-the-heck-is-going-on and the only way up was to get sober.
Which we did. Eventually.